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    Originally posted by Michael View Post
    Have you heard the one about the agnostic dyslectic insomniac?
    Sey! Dgo - ah ah! Evry unnfy!

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      Hitler hears Trolololo song.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqxIZD4phJw
      🎹

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        A man walks into a pastry shop and orders 5 pies, 3 sausage rolls and 2 cakes. As he leaves the shop he stumbles across a homeless man on the footpath who says, "I haven't eaten for two days", to which the man with the pastries replies;
        "I wish I had your willpower"!!!

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          Originally posted by Michael View Post
          Have you heard the one about the agnostic dyslectic insomniac?

          He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog or not ...................
          Very good, as usual!
          'Truth and beauty joined'

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            Originally posted by Joy View Post
            Very good, as usual!
            Ouy reven knaht em, od ouy? T'nod ouy ekil ym sekoj?
            Last edited by Quijote; 06-14-2010, 10:17 PM. Reason: Tahw?

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              Excellent. This reminds me of a 7-day stint I did some years ago as pit 'cellist playing in some awful operetta or other (Merry Wives of Windsor?). I believe it was Hitler's favourite, after Wagner of course.
              Last edited by Quijote; 06-14-2010, 10:51 PM. Reason: "Pit" as in orchestra pit, not pit-bull 'cellist, I'll have you know

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                Jack: Just bought a hearing-aid for two euro!

                Jill: What kind is it?

                Jack: Quarter past ten.

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                  Originally posted by Philip View Post
                  Ouy reven knaht em, od ouy? T'nod ouy ekil ym sekoj?
                  on, i sseug i t'nod! AH! (ylno gnidik)
                  Last edited by Joy; 06-20-2010, 07:40 PM. Reason: sp
                  'Truth and beauty joined'

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                    Question: What did Peter the Great, Ivan the Terrible and Attila the Hun have in common?

                    Answer: The same middle name.

                    (It's the way I tell them.)

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                      woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
                      Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
                      Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


                      🎹

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                        After that, I don't feel so bad about my joke, Megan.

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                          Originally posted by Michael View Post
                          After that, I don't feel so bad about my joke, Megan.
                          How very dare you dear Michael, insult a womans best efforts ..
                          🎹

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                            I return temporarily to earth, having watched the debates rage over "culture", "education" and er, other "issues".
                            To help lighten things up, please click on the link below. A 400-year western art music history course in about 9 minutes. Even Peter would be hard pressed to beat that.

                            Here it is :

                            www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhAz0DOpMU

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                              Originally posted by Philip View Post
                              I return temporarily to earth, having watched the debates rage over "culture", "education" and er, other "issues".
                              To help lighten things up, please click on the link below. A 400-year western art music history course in about 9 minutes. Even Peter would be hard pressed to beat that.

                              Here it is :

                              www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXhAz0DOpMU
                              I know how to prise you out!!
                              'Man know thyself'

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                                Originally posted by Peter View Post
                                I know how to prise you out!!
                                You didn't, Bonn did. Never mind. What about the YouTube link? Surely, a musical overview of the last 400 hundred years in about 9 minutes beats you hands down, nicht war?

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